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Things I won at Trailer Park Bingo: an original Gameboy (with no batteries or games), a solid brass squirrel-shaped garden faucet, and a flag that says “North American Buffalo” on it.
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Fuck. YES.
Represent.
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Me, Jade, and Devon making the creepiest face ever. Zaphods tonight. Free drinks. Awesome.
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I’ll be showing off the 3DS at work all day tomorrow.
If you live in Ottawa and you’ve been curious/on the fence about getting one, come down and visit.
Then its time to get drunk. Soooo drunk. -
Holy fuck,
Every part of me hurts. Bright side though, they played Jude Law & A Semester Abroad AND Jesus Christ last night. Fucking PERFECT.
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Did someone tell you wearing flip-flops to the club was a good idea, you bro’d out piece of shit?
Because it wasn’t, and I hope the permanent scar on your foot reminds you of that fact every day.
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Zaphods tonight for hip hop night.
Because I am a functioning alcoholic. It also gives me an excuse to get a shawarma on the way home. Fuck yes!
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GPOY its Canada Day and I’m at Zaphods with two hot models edition.
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On my way to Zaphods.
Beer, friends, dance. Then Free Comic Book Day tomorrow. STOKED. Shit’s like my religious holiday.



