Things I won at Trailer Park Bingo: an original Gameboy (with no batteries or games), a solid brass squirrel-shaped garden faucet, and a flag that says “North American Buffalo” on it.

I feel like I’m in the fuckin’ Cantina in A New Hope. Retched hive of scum and villainy. I went to elementary school with most of them.

GPOY walking home at 4AM edition.

Globetrotters swag

I don’t know if I feel incredibly dorky, or unbelievably awesome, but I’ve found, in my life, it’s best not to make a distinction between the two.

I’m obviously the coolest person y’all know. Don’t give a fuck.

GPOY: I’m a huge dirtbag always edition.

Successfully replacing my busted-ass iPod and blackberry all at once. Fuck yeah.

I need a fucking haircut.

Sleep.